ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

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femmebotdyke:

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

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barbieprivilege:

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

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catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

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pukicho:

pollofrita:

pukicho:

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

……. I beg your pardon

Beg

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straightboyfriend:

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

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symmetraismygf:

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”

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trevenant:

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

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sultrylovers:

neuroces:

ok firstly I’m traumatized, not crazy, so jot that down

me after someone hears me talking to myself 

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